MONTREAL — After taking a jackhammer to a community mailbox structure in protest of Canada Post’s lack of consultation with the city, Montreal mayor Denis Coderre is launching a new c…
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New VR headset allows viewer to experience porn from perspective of guy watching porn on computer
MONTREAL — Thanks to the numerous advances being made in the field of virtual reality, the pornographic production company Brazzers has unveiled a brand-new VR headset that finally allows viewers…
Report: the Costco free sample people are starting to recognize you
LAVAL, QC — An urgent report has been issued stating that the people who hand out the free samples at Costco are starting to remember you. Researchers confirmed that attempts to make yourse…
Just for Laughs fraternal Twins Parade a big disappointment
MONTREAL — The Just for Laughs management is getting major flack this year after surprising festival goers with a parade of fraternal twins. Yesterday’s ‘Twins Parade’, w…
Toronto girl opposes Osheaga headdress ban citing tradition of cultural appropriation
TORONTO — After the news that Aboriginal headdresses will not be allowed at Montreal music festival Osheaga, Toronto party girl Becky Cotter has been protesting the ban citing her family’s …
Friend hard at work rehearsing excuse not to go to friend’s Fringe show
MONTREAL — Montreal’s annual Fringe Festival kicked off last week and already, Montrealers everywhere are hard at work preparing excuses not to go to their friend’s performances…
F1: Montreal’s biggest speed-typing competition returns
MONTREAL — Old Montreal hotels are currently adorned with the flags of Boggle, Scrabble, and Apples to Apples announcing the return of the F1 – Keyboard Championship and the 18th annual QWE…
Montreal pretends to be Europe again for F1 weekend
MONTREAL – With the Montreal Grand Prix F1 race back in the city from June 5-8, Montreal is once more pretending to be a European metropolis, kicking off ‘MontEurol Weekend.’ “It is a great…
Subway busker plays YouTube video of better busker for spare change
MONTREAL — A busker operating outside of Beaudry station has taken to playing YouTube videos of better buskers for money. “I play all the hits,” said the busker, Seb Trudel-Gend…
Thousands of stray dogs shooed out of Olympic stadium in anticipation of Expos’ return
MONTREAL — After the Tampa Bay Rays obtained permission to play half their home games in Montreal, city officials have quickly been dispatched to shoo away the several thousand roving dogs curren…
