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Aleppo residents just feel super bad your favourite celebrities died in 2016
ALEPPO, SYRIA – Residents of the war-torn city of Aleppo in Syria, who have this past year become the victims of further atrocities in the form of random civilian executions, are strongly e…
STUDY: Willennials gettin’ jiggy with it less often than parents’ generation
WEST PHILADELPHIA – According to a new study released in the Journal of Comparative Demography, Willennials are getting jiggy with it less often on average than previous generations. “Paren…
Stan Lee set to cameo in future Marvel porn parodies
LOS ANGELES – Vivid Entertainment has announced that famed comic book creator, Stan Lee, has been confirmed to appear in cameo roles for forthcoming porn parodies of Marvel superhero films. “We c…
Could the ‘gritty’ Anne of Green Gables movie be bigger than Star Wars?
The Canadian film industry’s attempt to copy the successful movie universes of Marvel and Star Wars has found the perfect subject matter: Anne of Green Gables.…
Local woman turns to Pinterest to plan perfect hysterectomy
BRAMPTON, ON- Looking to get all the latest tips, tricks and fashions, Brampton woman, Doreen McFay, is using popular app Pinterest to plan her perfect hysterectomy. She is part of a growing tren…
Liberal man pretends to disagree with Donald Trump’s criticisms of SNL
AUSTIN – Following his fervent opposition to everything President-elect Donald Trump stands for, local liberal Witmer Monroe is facing his greatest challenge: having to defend NBC’s sketch …
After divorce Ms Pacman to retake maiden name Svarkowski
After months of rumours of infidelity and drug fuelled blowouts, culminating in a leaked sex tape between Pac-Man and Dig Dug, Ms Pac-man and Pac-Man have announced their intention to divorce, wi…
Introducing the Boys Club Wendy Dolls
Move over, Game Developer Barbie, there is a new line of dolls that show women can excel in male dominated fields! If you missed the episode last night you can watch the full show online h…
Merriam-Webster 2016 Word-of-the-Year: “Fuuuuuuuuuuck”
SPRINGFIELD, MA – The dictionary editors at Merriam-Webster have found that the most used word of 2016 was “fuuuuuuuuuuuuck”, followed closely by “Fuckfuckfuck”, “Jesus-Fucking-Christ”, and…
