An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. April 9, 1917 VIMY, FRANCE – Following more than a century of strugg…
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Women’s child-bearing hips too wide to fit in voting booth, say men
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. January 31st, 1916 WINNIPEG – Despite desperate pleas regarding hip …
Harper government offers official apology to victims of long-form census
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. June 10th, 2010 OTTAWA – Prime Minister Stephen Harper has issued an…
The Beaverton’s book ‘Glorious and/or Free’ sweeps First Annual Beaverton Book Awards
TORONTO – The First Annual Beaverton Book Awards was handed out last night with The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. winning all 25 categories. The award…
First white man to perform manual labour on CPR drives in last spike
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. November 7th, 1885 EAGLE, BC — The Honourable D.A. Smith has made history …
Sir John A. Macdonald balances budget after returning empties
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. OTTAWA — Prime Minister Sir John A. Macdonald has balanced the nation’s tr…
Neighbours outraged by proposed two-storey building in downtown Toronto
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. November 29th, 1834 TORONTO — Indignant citizens of the newly renamed Toro…
Innovative captains of industry discover cheaper, more efficient labour method called “employing women”
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. March 30th, 1915 MONTREAL — While our brave boys are off fighting Fritz on…
Last Canadian journalist replaced with Advertorial Bot 5000 (Brought to You by Automaton Communication Technologies)
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Ca…
General Brock’s dying words: “Name a mediocre university after me”
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. October 13th, 1812 QUEENSTON – With the Yankee foes vanquished from …
