TORONTO – The famous Toronto Maple Leaf collapse during last year’s playoffs has now been immortalized with a cheat code in EA Sport’s NHL 14. “I was frustrated,” said Frank Gannon, 3…
Summer team building exercise ruined after Habs team too short for roller coasters
MONTREAL – A morale-building exercise for the Montreal Canadiens ended before it started when players were not permitted on most of the rides at a Montreal amusement p Michel Therrien, the …
Students find artificial intelligence more useful than actual intelligence
HALIFAX – As students head back to class, they are increasingly aware that the biggest determinant of academic success is the amount of technology that they use. Alphonso Stubler, 22, is an Archi…
Architects misplace new invisible building
SEOUL – Architects in South Korea have lost their new invisible building – the Tower Infinity – after it was last seen semi-constructed near Incheon airport outside of Seoul. &…
After 1.2 km jog, local man now understands what Terry Fox went through
MONTREAL – After running a short distance across Old Montreal for the annual Terry Fox Run, Jerry Thompson now completely understands what Terry Fox went through. Thompson, a 42 year-old fa…
Chinese children celebrate Labour Day with record productivity
BEIJING – China is celebrating the announcement that its youths set a world record for productivity on Labour Day this year. Thirteen-year-old Lin Shenlun, stood proud in front of three tho…
UN condemns the use of child soldiers at Laser Quest
NEW YORK – In a move to further eliminate child soldiers, the UN has strongly denounced the use of children in laser tag warfare. General Assembly Resolution 2124 – which passed 183 t…
If we cherish equality, ignore Syria like Iran, Rwanda, and Darfur
BY KOFI ANNAN, FORMER SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS With the drums of war beating among Western powers, I feel it is time to bring attention to the lack of equality we are showing our S…
St Mary’s University to replace rape chant with Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”
In light of a recent controversy, St. Mary’s University has decided to replace frosh week chants that urged students to rape people under the age of consent with the hit “Blurred Lines” by Robin …
As baseball season ends, parents hope steroids won’t harm kid’s academic performance
Shawinigan, QC – The last week of the Mighty Tike baseball season in Shawinigan and the players’ parents are starting to worry that rampant steroid use will impede their children’s school w…
