MONTREAL – Just a few days before the election, a new poll in Quebec shows that Quebec Solidaire’s Françoise David is Quebeckers’ favourite candidate for premier they will not elec Ac…
Report: Kale is the secret to health, longevity, smugness
MONTREAL – According to a report from the Centre for Trendy Greens, consuming Kale twice a week makes you stronger, smarter, and more smug than your peers. “It’s really a miracle food, capa…
13 things you didn’t know were in the Conservative government’s omnibus bill
The federal Conservative government is set to pass a 359 page omnibus bill with a wide-range of new laws. Here are some highlights on what you might have missed: 1. 145 pages of “all work and no …
Ex-Pope Benedict caught playing mini-golf in cutoff jean shorts
THE HOLY SEE – Former Pope Benedict XVI has been spotted for the first time since his abrupt retirement playing a round of mini golf in the suburbs of Rome while sporting cutoff jean shorts. The …
Marois reminds out-of-province students they are in Quebec to subsidize tuition, not vote
MONTREAL – The Parti Québécois updated its website tonight to inform out-of-province students that bankrolling the Quebec’s universities does not make them eligible to vote. “Dear McGill un…
PQ accuses people who don’t vote for them of trying to steal election
MONTREAL – The Parti Quebecois has accused many voters who do not intend to vote for their party of attempting to steal the provincial election. “We have reported the influxes of these non-…
Pauline Marois ‘ne se souviens pas’ the definition of ‘souveraineté’
MONTREAL – At a campaign stop on the provincial election trail, Quebec Premier Pauline Marois admitted she “ne me souviens pas” the exact definition of “souveraineté” Marois recently …
In hindsight to our impending extinction, we probably should have tried a little harder
By: A Northern White Rhinoceros As certain extinction closes in on myself and my subspecies, I, Mark the Northern White Rhinoceros, one of the two remaining Northern White Rhinoceroses on the pla…
Alison Redford steps down as Alberta Premier, replaced by barrel of crude oil
EDMONTON – Following the surprise resignation of Premier Redford, the Alberta PC party has proudly announced that her replacement would be a 159L drum of pure petrol. “When you get right do…
Brett Favre says he was the best Brett Favre to ever Brett Favre a Brett Favre
MADISON – World famous Wrangler jeans model, text message enthusiast, and former professional football player Brett Favre, has made a public statement saying he was the best Brett Favre to …
