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Canadian man unsure if he loves Canada more than he hates the Ottawa Senators
VANCOUVER – Having seen his own team eliminated in the first round, Canucks fan Andre Deschampes must decide whether having a Canadian team in the finals is worth the pain and embarrassmen…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes
Round 4 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes from Alvin and the Chipmunks. They’re both ver…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay and Owen Wilson from Bottle Rocket
Round 3 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Minister of National Defence, The Honourable Peter MacKay, with Owen Wilson from the movie Bottle Rocket. They both have piercing blue e…
Tim Hortons execs just trying to figure out what customers won’t eat at this point
WILMINGTON, DE – Tim Hortons company insiders revealed Monday that the beloved Canadian cultural icon is currently just testing its customers’ loyalty by releasing round after round of what…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Quebec Premier & leader of the Parti Québécois Pauline Marois and Ursula from The Little Mermaid
Round 2 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of Quebec and leader of the Parti Québécois, the Honourable Pauline Marois with Ursula from The Little Mermaid. They’ve bo…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for MP Jason Kenney and Randy from Trailer Park Boys as the most alike
Round 1 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches MP for Calgary SE & Minister of Citizenship, Immigration & Multiculturalism Jason Kenney with Randy from Trailer Park Boys. They…
Caption contest rules
Rules for The Beaverton online headline competition 1. The competition is open to all users of the The Beaverton website. The Beaverton writers and anyone connected to The Beaverton may contribut…
GTA starts drive to Canada’s Wonderland three weeks early to beat rush
TORONTO – Feeling the need to get a head start on traffic and line-ups, over half the city of Toronto began driving to Canada’s Wonderland this Sunday, three-weeks in advance of its opening…
I’m pretty sure I would be in this exact same position even if Pierre Trudeau wasn’t my dad
By Justin Trudeau In the wake of my recent election as leader of the Liberal Party of Canada, I’ve noticed that one or two media outlets have suggested that my success may somehow be related to m…
