Liam Lum, Author at The Beaverton

Terrified mask escapes Scheer’s face

TORONTO – A shocked and frightened face mask has escaped Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer’s face after the traumatic experience of having to listen to what the opposition leader says. The …


Meaghans standardize spelling of their name

TORONTO – Breaking through intense political gridlock, the Toronto Council of Me(a)g(h)ans struck a deal late last night to finally standardize the spelling of their name.   “On behalf of M…