Trudeau slides into African Union’s DMs - The Beaverton

Trudeau slides into African Union’s DMs

ADDIS ABABA – A flirtatious has slid into the DMs of the ’s account while on a charm offensive throughout the continent.

“Heeeeey, you seem familiar, did I see you at a G7 Summit?” said the Canadian to the continental union in a private message. “You said some pretty remarkable things in the speeches you made.”

“Who is this guy?” asked AU Chairperson Abdel Fattah el-Sisi to his 54 other colleagues all huddled around the AU’s iPhone. “Ugh, should I reply back?”

Close friends have advised the organization representing 55 countries that is just a player not looking for a relationship who wants a seat on the Security and would go back to forgetting about the continent the moment he wins the election.

“He’s just saying that he recognized Palestine’s right to self-determination, but doesn’t really mean it,” warned Rwandan President Paul Kagame. “JT thinks he can just pull out his big helicopters and think we’ll be impressed, so just wait a bit so we don’t seem desperate.”

Other close advisers said he’s kind of cute with his gender equality policies and is pretty sauve with his .

“We’re not members of the G7, remember? #TooPosh,” replied the AU to Trudeau’s rather intentional mistake.

“Lol I feel like such a creep now. But I remember seeing you from somewhere. Was it the UN General Assembly?” said Trudeau attempting to gain a connection.

“Maybe,” replied the AU with a shrugging emoji.

“But you know my friend and NBA Champ Masai [Ujiri] – he’s from Africa too,” messaged Trudeau, which did not receive a response.

At press time, Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg made a huge faux pas to the African Union by sharing a pic of her country’s oil wealth.