PLAYA DEL CARMEN, MEXICO – After taking a series selfies in a tropical beach paradise, the gorgeous woman in your Instagram feed who always seems to be on vacation loaded a boat full of cocaine and headed for a clandestine port in the US gulf of Mexico.
Nadia Ronin, 24, has lived a life of jet-set luxury for the past five years, according to her timeline. Although many who grew up with her are baffled as to how she’s able to afford such a lifestyle as a “designer” according to her profile, noting that she doesn’t know how to sew, and has never actually posted clothing. Unbeknownst to them, she’s able to use her lifestyle as a cover to smuggle several tons of blow across the border.
“Friends who slay together stay together,” said Ronin in a caption on a recent post featuring her and her accomplice Rebecca Brooks, 22, whom she recruited last year from her family’s vacation. “#BeachGirls #vacation #bikini”
Other than Mexico, her timeline features several exotic locales, including Panama, Colombia, Greece, Monaco, France, Ukraine and Russia, all of which she has successfully evaded drug enforcement authorities by convincing everyone that’s she’s simply a cute, white North America tourist.
At press time, Ronin’s Instagram has gone dark for several weeks after being detained in a Thai prison from which she’ll never escape.