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QUIZ: Which member of Smash Mouth should you euthanize

Summmm BODY once told me that is a compassionate response to unbearable physical pain. But the meteor men beg to differ! Pain can be mental, especially if you’re .

Look, all four members of Smash Mouth have arrived at your doorstep, begging to die. They plead for you to have and end their suffering, but you only have one syringe of sodium pentathol.

Take this quiz to determine which member of Smash Mouth you should… nay, MUST euthanize.

1. What is your favourite Smash Mouth album?
Summer Girl
Astro Lounge
Fush Yu Mang
Big Shiny Tunes 2
2. What is your favourite picture of the lead singer, Steve?
3. Who is your favourite member of Smash Mouth?
The guy with the sunglasses
The guy with the chinstrap beard
The guy with the bucket hat
Shoot, I can’t tell these guys apart
4. Here is a thought experiment to consider: Smash Mouth is performing Walkin’ on the Sun at a technical college frosh week, and a student dressed as storms the stage, humping each member with impunity. Security guards mistake his antics as part of the show. Who is most embarrassed?
Steve, after all, he wasn’t sure if it was part of the show either
Kevin, after all, he bought weed from the guy dressed as Shrek before the show
Greg, after all, he’s never seen Shrek
Paul, after all, he’s a bassist
5. Speaking of Shrek, what do you like best about Shrek?
His ears look like tiny green trumpets
The way he says “donKEH”
He lives in a swamp, and I like that
You wouldn’t ask a mother to pick her favourite child
QUIZ: Which member of Smash Mouth should you euthanize
Steve
Congratulations! You euthanized Steve, who as he drifted away, whispered “I’m a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.”
QUIZ: Which member of Smash Mouth should you euthanize
Kevin
Nice job! You mercifully executed Kevin, whose last words were “You never know if you don’t go.”
QUIZ: Which member of Smash Mouth should you euthanize
Greg
Aces! Greg was the band member you most pitied. As you smothered him, you could swear you heard a muffled voice say, “It’s a cool place, and they say it gets colda”
QUIZ: Which member of Smash Mouth should you euthanize
Paul
Whoops! You tried to euthanize Paul, but at the last moment he realized all that glitters is gold, and it didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Unfortunately, now he’s your bass guitar tutor in exchange for a sleeping area under your porch, and that ain’t no joke!
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