Quiz: Are you one of the 96 ordinary citizens worthy of Leafs playoff tickets? - The Beaverton
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Quiz: Are you one of the 96 ordinary citizens worthy of Leafs playoff tickets?

Only 96 playoff tickets were available to the public for the team’s first home game. Are you worthy of one?

1. Do you remember the Leafs’ last Stanley Cup in 1967?
Yes, and I can’t stop talking about it.
No, and I can’t stop talking about it.
Can we talk about how we should have won it in ‘93?
They won the Cup before?
2. What is your profession?
Bay Street lawyer who hit a cyclist in the bike lane this morning
The cyclist
Auston Matthews enthusiast
Mitch Marner’s teenaged stalker
3. What are you spending money on these days?
Paying my rent on the broom closet near the Annex
Somewhat warped version of Doug Gilmour’s 1984-85 Rookie Card
Leaving 4 vacant 100 level seats at the Air Canada Centre because you’re one sadistic human being
Trying to scalp scalpers
4. What is your Leafs tattoo?
A tramp-stamp of Wendel Clark.
One teardrop on my face for every playoff the team has missed.
A list of every Cup-winning season on my ass
I think this one on my shoulder is Chinese for “Leafs Forever”
5. Are you a player's wife/girlfriend/mistress?
No, but I’m Tyler Bozak’s second cousin once removed, but I live in Port Perry and don’t see him that often.
No. I’m just an ordinary suburban dad. But I’ll sleep with any player for a ticket. Even the emergency backup goalie.
Yes. I’m a player’s wife, another player’s girlfriend, and a board member’s mistress. And I still can’t get a ticket.
No. I’m jumping on the bandwagon. Now give me my ticket!
Are you one of the 96 ordinary citizens worthy of Leafs playoff tickets?
No. You are not worthy.
Your seat is going to a hedge fund manager.
Are you one of the 96 ordinary citizens worthy of Leafs playoff tickets?
No. You are not worthy.
Your seat is going to an HSBC FX trader.
Are you one of the 96 ordinary citizens worthy of Leafs playoff tickets?
No. You are not worthy.
Your seat is going to an MLSE executive.
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