“I get it, she’s proud of me,” said Timothy Henry Jr., 27, still getting over his humiliation. “But why not just wait until my girlfriend asks to see them – the dick pics were totally unsolicited.”
Despite the cultural turn towards digital photo storage, Ellen Henry, 63, prints the cock shots on high-quality photo stock, and displays them in a thick photo album she keeps on the mantle.
“I like to write little notes on the back,” said Ellen as she peeled back the plastic film on a middle page and removed the photo underneath. “This one says, Tim 2009, Wonderland – Oh, I forgot about that trip!”
Though initially shocked at how different Tim looks in the photos, girlfriend Nelia Rhys was unperturbed by Ellen’s presentation.
“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” said Rhys. “There’s the graduation one, the covered in spaghetti one, the one where he got into mom’s makeup – all the typical dick pics.”
The dick albums seem to showcase longstanding dick resemblances in the Henry family, with Tim’s pictures bearing a strong likeness to Tim Henry Sr.’s dick oil painting above the fireplace, and Grandpa Henry’s dick bust in the foyer.