OTTAWA – In order to better compete with other media and bring readers the most reliable fake news, the Beaverton is going directly to the source and has been granted access to the Parliamentary Press Gallery in Ottawa.
Placing our publication on par with other satirical news outlets such as Sun Media, the Beaverton will bring Canadians the very best made-up stories about federal politics and government straight from the nation’s capital.
Due to recent budget cuts at the Beaverton organization, we couldn’t afford a photojournalist or a real camera, but our correspondent is equipped with the most modern of disposable cameras.
Correction: The Parliamentary Press Gallery would like to clarify that it was well aware that Beaverton is a satirical newspaper prior to granting a press pass. The previous headline may have implied that the organization was not aware of this. We apologize for this error and would like to extend our appreciation to the Parliamentary Press Gallery for granting the Beaverton such an honour.
