1. What’s your favourite colour?
a) Violet
b) Fire Engine Red
c) Hawthorne Yellow
d) Sky Blue
2. Are you a cat person or a dog person?
a) Cat
b) Dog
3. Where is your summer home?
a) Muskoka
b) The Hamptons
c) The Exumas
d) Newport
4. Do you like long walks on the beach?
a) yes
5. What’s your favourite L.L. Bean fabric?
a) Linen
b) Portuguese Flannel
c) Pima Cotton
d) Merino Wool
6. Who do you invest with?
a) Morgan Stanley
b) The Blackstone Group
c) Houlihan Lokey
d) Credit Suisse
7. Who is your favourite director?
a) Soderbergh
b) Tarantino
c) Anderson
d) Scorsese
8. Which movie would you rather star in?
a) Ida
b) Selma
c) Wild
d) Shame
9. Have you ever mowed a lawn?
a) Yes
b) No
10. What age were you when your family got a boat?
a) 0
b) It’s a yacht.
c) 11 or 12
d) Sailing is for immigrants. Daddy doesn’t like boats
Which flower do you like best?
a) Roses
b) Tulips
c) Marigolds
d) Carnations
If you circled mostly As
Your name is Leslie. If it weren’t for wine, you wouldn’t exist. You studied International Development and moved into your dad’s one-bedroom apartment to recover from paying $8000 for a shitty 6-month internship in rural Turkey, where you found out the school you were supposed to teach at didn’t actually exist. Thanks, AIESEC.
If you circled mostly Bs
Your name is Gary. Your dad wanted you to be an investment banker, but you work at H&R Block as an accountant instead. Your go-to outfit is a light yellow short sleeve button-up tucked into your jeans. Life’s pretty great, I guess.
If you circled mostly Cs
Your name is Imogen. You’re a sensible, no nonsense kind of gal. You eat oatmeal for breakfast and grapefruits for lunch. You love cats and your horse named Marge. You do Pilates on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and play croquet and tennis at the Postcolonial Garden and Yacht Club to stay sharp. And you’re 90.
If you circled mostly Ds
Your name is Taylor! You like carnations and you are “basic af”. You dated a guy named Taylor once. Actually, your gun is named Taylor, too. Everybody wants to be like you!
