VANCOUVER – A local executive has developed an innovative way to be unfaithful to his wife by contracting out extra-marital affairs to a third party located offshore.
“Frankly, I found cheating on my wife in Canada to be exhausting,” said Linton Xabier, a 43 year-old high-tech executive at Hyper Global Software. “Expensive booze, dinners, cocaine, driving the company Jaguar, having to make conversation as well as the countless excuses I had to make up on why I was coming home at 4am every night was taking its toll. In order for me to remain competitive with my coworkers, I had to move this standard business practice offshore.
“I identified Thailand a prime location given its few regulations, lax labour laws, low taxes, cheap currency and high supply of whore houses. Why would I spent $5,000 and my night on a single call girl when I can hire someone to hire 10 Thai prostitutes for $500? The choice is clear.”
Xabier hired Thai national Kulat Thaksin to cheat on his wife on his behalf. Thaksin works at minimum wage and makes Xabier aware of his regular salacious activities with weekly reports, memos and cost projections.
At press time, the Canadian Society of Professional Sex Workers criticized Xabier’s move citing many call girls will be out of work and the lack of quality service foreign labour provides.
