Stephen Harper discovers he’s related to Palestinians - The Beaverton

Stephen Harper discovers he’s related to Palestinians

OTTAWA – After conducting a ethnic profile, Prime Minister has learned that he has Palestinian roots.

The Prime Minister had decided to take the test after spending hours on the website

“We have discovered Mr. Harper has many Palestinian relatives,” said genetic counselor Jung Neela who conducted the test. “Most of these relatives currently live in the Gaza strip. In fact, he and  share the same great, great grandfather.”

Harper reportedly reacted by demanding several re-tests, asked his staff to look into changing his DNA and stared into a mirror for fifteen minutes gently caressing his face.

At press time, Harper continued to deny his Palestinian genes citing Canada’s foreign policy, which has yet to recognize as a sovereign genetic state.

With Files from: Eman El-Husseini