KINGSTON, ON – A YouTube video posted last Friday claiming to show a shark residing in Lake Ontario is a “total hoax,” reports the shark residing in Lake Ontario.
“There’s absolutely nothing to worry about,” said the twenty-five foot bull shark, who wears a moustache and has a top hat covering its fin. “Come on out and swim, kids! It’s completely safe!”
After a gust of wind blew the top hat off, the shark struggled to put it back on, laughed nervously and added, “Nope, haha, no shark here!”
At press time, there were conflicting reports of “Sh… sh… SHARK!”
