New Westminster, BC- The world of 3D printing has opened the door to one of the greatest of human sexual fantasies; having sex with a realistic facsimile of one’s self.
“This is the greatest advancement since the creation of The Rabbit,” Cam Baker, CEO of The Narcissus Corporation said at a press conference earlier today. “We often spend all our lives looking for the mirror image of ourselves. For just under $5,000, you can scan your body, hit the order button, and be having sex with yourself within 5-7 business days. It’s convenient, fast and hygienic.”
“It’s Selfornicate!” Baker added.
The Canadian Medical Association applauded the innovation, saying that 3D printing will significantly reduce the number of fatalities associated with people making out with their mirrors and the number of drownings associated with being attracted to a watery reflection.
For an addition $800, you can have accessories added to your very personal sex toy such as tattoos, piercings, emotional baggage and shame.
