MONTREAL – After being the subject of numerous side glances and hushed whispers, local man in a Fred Perry polo Travis McCauley has come forward to clarify he’s still an asshole but just no…
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Local white man releases list of legit ethnic restaurants
TORONTO, ON – This week, local white man Chris Smith released a list of “legit” ethnic restaurants, leaving many Caucasian men scrambling to make dinner plans with their squash partners. Sm…
Ontario PCs pick black, queer woman as new leader and just kidding it’s another white guy
TORONTO – In the wake of the sudden resignation of Patrick Brown due to sexual assault allegations, the Ontario Progressive Conservatives have stunned the world by appointing a black, homosexual …