Tag: Elbows Up

Leading physicists claim Mark Carney’s elbows are in a quantum superposition of up and down simultaneously

Waterloo, ON – The Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics put out a statement saying that after months of careful study, they can now claim that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s elbows are…

Bonhomme beheaded in tragic “Elbows Up” incident

QUÉBEC CITY, QC – Authorities are devastated to report that Bonhomme Carnaval, beloved snowman and symbol of Québécois pride, was beheaded at a Liberal rally this week following an order fr…