OTTAWA – A new study by Health Canada and several associated medical boards has found that pre-Christmas dreams of sugarplums dancing in someone’s head may be a warning sign they’ve c…
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Furtive deviant enjoys cold glass of forbidden summer eggnog
CALGARY – According to confidential sources, Jordan Sharpe* has poured himself a tall glass of summer eggnog, despite the risk of harsh judgement from friends and neighbours. (*name changed for h…
Quiz: Which of these unfinished cartons of eggnog are you?
It’s Christmas, which means it’s eggnog season! There’s so much wonderful eggnog to drink, and so little time to drink it all. Which of these unfinished cartons of eggnog are you? We simply have …
6 home recipes for holiday eggnog that are just as disgusting as the store brand
We’ve all been there: your holiday scene is set. The tree is up, the kids are asleep, and you’re ready to relax in front of the fire with a plate of cookies and Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas.” B…
Local mall Santa goes above and beyond, pretends he didn’t fight in Afghanistan
BURNABY, BC – Performing the role with grace and feeling, local man Connor McKenzie has never once in his time as a mall Santa let on that he fought for three years as part of the American-led c…
Canadians celebrate annual ritual of buying eggnog and remembering it is disgusting
TORONTO – Toronto resident Peter Behrendt was in for a completely predictable surprise this Sunday when he, for the 11th year in a row, bought a litre of eggnog, had a sip, and then immediately s…