OTTAWA – Following the UN decision to not give Canada the Security Council seat Justin Trudeau spent years campaigning for, Trudeau has responded by naming Bob Rae, the least exciting ambas…
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NDP consider replacing Jagmeet Singh with one of their other nationally known, charismatic MPs
OTTAWA – With the NDP struggling in the polls, rumours are swirling that the party may seek to replace current leader Jagmeet Singh with one of their many party officials that combine natio…
“You just don’t remember Bob Rae,” lectures Ontario man who doesn’t remember Mike Harris
GEORGETOWN, ON – A local Ontario man giving a history lesson to younger voters about the dangers of electing an NDP provincial government has failed to recall what happened when a PC provin…
Bob Rae strums on Banjo down by old fishin’ hole.
ARNPRIOR, ON – Former leader of the Federal Liberal Party Bob Rae sat down by Gomper’s pond and strummed on his old banjo, sources reported late Monday afternoon. Ontario’s twen…
I will be the white guy that finally fixes Canada – First Nations relations
BY BOB RAE CHAIRMAN FOR FN (PTP) GROUP LIMITED PARTNERSHIP After over a century of failed policy, destructive assimilation attempts, and culture demolition I have finally found a way to solve all…
Ralph Klein’s death makes Canadians think they liked Ralph Klein
CALGARY – In the wake of Friday’s passing of legendary Alberta premier Ralph Klein, Canadians from across the country have come together to mourn, celebrate a life, and praise a man they ar…
Existence of nuclear waste facility under Parliament denied by Peter Kent’s left head
OTTAWA – During question period yesterday, Minister for the environment Peter Kent’s other head was once again forced to deny the existence of an illegal nuclear waste dump beneath th…
Bob Rae sells Liberal Party at Vegas Pawn Shop
LAS VEGAS – While vacationing with family in Las Vegas earlier this week, interim Liberal leader Bob Rae appeared on the History Channel’s Pawn Stars to sell the Liberal Party of Canada. Th…
Bob Rae asks NDP for merger while licking his lips in suggestive way
OTTAWA – Interim Liberal leader Bob Rae asked the NDP party to merge while licking his lips in a suggestive manner, according to House of Commons sources. Rae allegedly sat across from the …