WASHINGTON — After calling for airstrikes on three government sites in Syria, President Trump is reportedly most excited about the prospect of denying refugee status to the untold Syrian ci…
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Aleppo residents just feel super bad your favourite celebrities died in 2016
ALEPPO, SYRIA – Residents of the war-torn city of Aleppo in Syria, who have this past year become the victims of further atrocities in the form of random civilian executions, are strongly e…
Hilarious! Bashar al-Assad crushes lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon
NEW YORK – Move over, Beyonce! Because a certain Syrian dictator might just be the new Queen of pop! The internet is abuzz following a hilarious Tonight Show appearance by Bashar al-Assad l…
Bashar al-Assad buys L.A. Clippers
LOS ANGELES – Following the lifetime ban of owner Don Sterling, the Los Angeles Clippers have announced that their new owner will be Bashar al-Assad, the current President of Syria. “…