COLORADO SPRINGS, CO – In a tragedy that no one could have predicted, the USA was rocked yesterday by a random mass-shooting for the 338th time this year. “After the first one this year we were ...
Grey Cup: How players cope with the added pressure from tens of viewers
WINNIPEG — With the outcome of the 103rd Grey Cup between the Edmonton Eskimos and the Ottawa Redblacks far from certain, the pressure on the athletes is compounded by the dozens of viewers that...
Grizzly bear demanding cub back doesn’t seem to understand concept of ‘finders keepers’
WHITE FALLS, B.C. – Making a big old fuss after her cub was taken, one eleven-hundred pound local mother grizzly seems to have forgotten the age-old rule that finders are keepers, and losers are...
KTZ fashion honours Inuit by offering 5% discount on all culturally appropriated fashion
LONDON — UK fashion label KTZ is paying homage to Inuit peoples by offering them a 5% discount on all designer clothing that they have appropriated and sold for profit. KTZ’s creative director M...
Local man against accepting refugees while Canada still has so many unsolved Rubix Cubes
CALGARY – Paul Leslie, a self-described concerned citizen, has claimed that he doesn’t understand how the government justifies the cost of bringing in Syrian refugees when Canada has spent almos...
Quebec construction industry politely declines Charbonneau Commission’s recommendations
QUEBEC CITY — Following the release of the Charbonneau Commission’s report on corruption in Quebec’s construction industry, politicians, construction groups and organized crime collectives...
Turkey pardoned by Obama re-offends, back on death row
WASHINGTON, DC — The turkey who was recently pardoned by US President Barack Obama yesterday was apprehended last night after a vicious crime spree that left one dead. The 40 pound turkey known ...
Cruise ship E-Coli eagerly awaiting upcoming trip to Spokane
A colony of E-Coli bacteria, which resides aboard the Carnival Majesty ocean-liner in the Western Caribbean Sea, is anxiously looking forward to its vacation to Spokane, Washington aboard the S.S. Dou...
Trudeau announces ambitious plan to scale back promises by end of 2015
OTTAWA — In the wake of the announcement to delay the arrival of 25,000 Syrian refugees, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau revealed an audacious proposal today to drastically scale back the Liberal ...
Amazon.com mails out 260,000 page home shopping catalog
NORTH AMERICA – Just in time for the holiday season, online retailer Amazon.com has released its annual catalog of the products available on its website, a convenient tool for home shoppers in t...
