MONTREAL – Comedians exhibit greater sensitivity and sexual stamina according to a new study published by McGill University. The study ranked sexual performance and partner satisfaction acc…
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Health Canada warns cases of voter fatigue syndrome may reach epidemic levels by election day
OTTAWA – When Todd Gleck experienced shooting pains throughout his upper body after being greeted by yet another political canvessor, the 41-year-old father of three figured he simply neede…
Health Canada releases new set of Fat Warning Labels
OTTAWA – Health Canada released a series of disturbing anti-inactivity, anti-junk food warning labels this week in an effort to combat the country’s high rates of obesity. The warnings will…
REPORT: Majority of teens suffer post-dramatic TV-show disorder
Four months ago, Jesse Sparks, 13, thought she was living the life of a normal teen. But shortly after starting high school, she began suffering bouts of extreme confusion. Now home-schooled and …
Guy on exercise bike increases workload to impress cute girl
ETOBICOKE, ON – While using an exercise bike at his local gym last Tuesday, Ryan Savage, an infrequent gym patron, increased the machine’s speed and resistance after noticing a cute girl wa…
