LASHBURN, SK – Over 19 days and 12 hours since beginning a routine 90-minute hop-on hop-off bus tour of Vancouver, lost tour guide Gary Grant and his charge of tourists unknowingly crossed …
Man still unfit after training montage
OAKVILLE, ON – Local man Aaron Montague failed to complete a half-marathon last week, despite preparing with an hour-long training montage. “I did everything right,” Montague insisted. “I t…
I probably don’t need to make a sandwich vs. No, I’m not sharing my sandwich with you, Greg
Point: I probably don’t need to make a sandwich By Greg Hurst Aww yeah, it’s finally time for a road trip. It’s gonna be awesome. Just us dudes, the car, and the open road to Ba…
Bob Rae asks NDP for merger while licking his lips in suggestive way
OTTAWA – Interim Liberal leader Bob Rae asked the NDP party to merge while licking his lips in a suggestive manner, according to House of Commons sources. Rae allegedly sat across from the …
Moleskine notebook fails to improve diary entries
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Man accidentally makes eye contact on subway
MONTREAL – During a routine commute, Montreal Metro patron Josh Ditton accidentally made eye contact with another commuter in an event the 32 year old office assistant described as “very aw…
Local boyfriend apartment rapidly turning into local girlfriend apartment
GUELPH, ON – Area boyfriend and apartment dweller Jonny Terefenko, 26, recently noticed that over half of the items in his apartment of fours years currently belong to his girlfriend of les…
