Need advice overthrowing a democratically elected government? Better Call Brad! - The Beaverton
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Need advice overthrowing a democratically elected government? Better Call Brad!

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Have you or your family failed to win public support for violently overthrowing a Canadian government? Are you occupying a country’s capital but failing to win any sympathy because of your beliefs? Do you want to whitewash the white nationalism in your movement?

Then call me, , former Premier of Saskatchewan. I’ve given advice to the best know for its results in terrorizing local residents. You can ask many of my clients about my tireless work once they are released on bail.

If you’re feeling angry about the way democracy works, then you may be entitled to a large insurrection.

CALL 306-555-COUP

If you call within the next 30 minutes, I will throw in my daughter’s boyfriend who can deliver fuel and food to any supply camp within 100 kms. He’ll do anything!

$15 per minute/$20 per text plus any long distance fees. Chat about wheat extra.