TORONTO – After losing his long-term health care job for endangering his colleagues and patients, local vaccine denier Tim Hubble has been reassured by Postmedia he can work as one of their columnists.
“I’m really good at casually starting off with a false premise like my limited understanding of science or the charter to win most of my arguments,” said Hubble who says he has not lost a single debate as he always gets the first and last words in a Facebook thread. “Within two minutes, anyone still reading my points in all caps are either convinced vaccines are dangerous or believe that I didn’t complete high school.”
The 46-year-old says he can perform mental gymnastics like a pro such as lambasting people who used the CERB while simultaneously demanding EI benefits for those who were fired for being unvaccinated.
“And even though I deny systemic racism exists, I’ll use the plight of racial minorities to my advantage somehow,” added Hubble sharing a Martin Luther King quote on Twitter about freedom.
According to sources at the National Post, the newspaper immediately hired Hubble after learning he was white, a man, and angry.