Quiz for new University graduates: which entry-level retail job is right for you? - The Beaverton

Quiz for new University graduates: which entry-level retail job is right for you?

Attention recent grads! Now that you’ve studied for years and gone into thousands of dollars of debt it’s time to find a low-paying job for the next ten years until enough Boomers retire to find work in your chosen field. But there’s no reason why your economic purgatory shouldn’t fit your personality. Take our handy quiz to see which job is best for you!

1. Are you a people person?
Yes, I love meeting new people!
I’m a little shy, but once I warm up, look out
I have a Masters in Physics. Who cares if I’m a people person?
2. Are you good with numbers?
Yes, very good!
It’s not my strong suit, but I’m a quick learner
You son of a bitch, I just told you I’m a math whiz
3. Do you enjoy fashion?
Of course! I’m up on all the trends
I wouldn’t call myself a fashionista, but I try to dress well!
For fuck’s sake, is this a job at The Gap?
4. Are you able to fold a sweater neatly?
I was BORN to fold sweaters
Not yet, but I’m willing to learn
God DAMN it, I worked at The Gap when I was 17 years old. I’m NOT going back there at 24!
5. Are you familiar with the brand The Gap?
Yes, I buy all my clothes there
Only in passing, but it excites me greatly
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT. YOU GAP BASTARD
6. Would you like to earn 14 dollars an hour with our team of professionals at The Gap?
Absolutely!
I can make that work, I’m not paying rent while I live with Mom and Daniel
.................................. Yes
Quiz for new university graduates: which entry-level retail job is right for you?
You Should Work At The Gap!
Congratulations, you’re a perfect fit (pun intended) for our team!
Quiz for new university graduates: which entry-level retail job is right for you?
You Should Work At The Gap!
Welcome to The Gap family. I’m gonna need you to close tonight
Quiz for new university graduates: which entry-level retail job is right for you?
You Should NOT Work At The Gap!
Here at The Gap we don’t appreciate your holier-than-thou attitude. But don’t worry, Old Navy is still hiring
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