QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead - The Beaverton

QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead

The passage of time spares none, and the men and women responsible for your early education are no exception. See if we can guess how old you are simply by calculating how many of your elementary school teachers have already heard the final bell.

1. The last time you dropped by to visit your elementary school, most of the teachers were
Happy to see you
Polite and welcoming but clearly unable to remember your name
No longer employed
Dead
2. What's that jerk Mr. Dickerson doing now?
Still teaching
Still teaching, even though a World's Best Teacher mug full of scotch is the only thing that gets him through the day.
Still teaching, because a teacher's pension doesn't go as far as it used to, and union seniority makes it hard to fire a drunk.
Dead.
3. What's your favourite teacher, the one who inspired you to believe in your dreams and follow yourself, doing now?
Still teaching 5th grade and inspiring her class to reach their full potential
Promoted to Vice Principal and inspiring the whole school to reach their full potential
Retired to a chicken farm on Gabriola island and inspiring chickens to reach their full potential, just like she always said she would
Dead.
4. What production did your former 6th grade drama teacher direct this year?
The Drowsy Chaperone
Guys and Dolls
Sweet Charity
Dead
QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead
You're under 25!
You've been back to visit your elementary alma mater once since you graduated, and you'll never be back again. The truth is, those people aren't as important to your life as you thought they were.
QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead
You're in your 30s!
There's still plenty of time to make something of yourself and make your foundational educators proud / rub your success in their smug teaching faces.
QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead
You're in your 40s!
Which is probably older than most of your teachers were when they were teaching you. But they seemed like real adults to you, and you're just an overgrown kid who wastes time on online quizzes.
QUIZ: We can guess how old you are based on how many of your elementary school teachers are dead
You're over 50!
All of your elementary school teachers are dead, and it won't be long before the bell tolls for thee.

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