Quiz: Which Game of Thrones sex game are my parents playing in their bedroom right now?
Winter is Coming
Wise and beautiful Catelyn Stark, played by my mom, feels that a change is coming to Winterfell. As the days grow shorter, the winds become colder, and soon the snow will fall. It is then she knows that Winter, played by my dad, is coming... and will be coming again and again.
I don't even know anymore, guys. I mean, points for creativity, but isn't this way too obscure a concept to be a thing? It's so fucking strange that this came up in your counselling sessions and honestly, the whole thing is making me feel weird.
My therapist wants you guys to contact her in the morning. She says that the thought of your sex lives is really unhealthy for my psyche and that we need to have a family meeting. You can pay for my sessions by VISA or Mastercard, in person or over the phone. I don't care anymore. I just need the memory of you talking about dad's “Valyrian steel” out of my mind so that I can have a normal, healthy adult life.
And thanks for ruining my favourite show, guys. Congrats on your 30th wedding anniversary, I guess.