6 Healthy Recipes to Look at Before Ordering Pizza
Everyone knows the Holidays are brutal for eating healthy. But they don’t have to be! Here are 6 nutritious, filling, energizing recipes you can look at before you give up and order pizza yet again.
1. Perfect Summer Fruit Salad
A delightful medley of fresh fruit with a zesty dressing. Good but not really appropriate for dinner. Maybe you should make something else, but whatever you do please don’t order pizza again.
2. Grilled Salmon with Balsamic Onion Glaze
A light and fresh salmon dish that’s packed with flavour. This looks really good but would require a tiny iota of self control. But your body does not contain self control, only grease and cholesterol.
3. Spinach Pici Pasta
Vibrant homemade pasta that's super-fun to make and packed with nutritious spinach. You have all the ingredients to make this. It would take just 20 minutes of moderate effort. But you already have the pizza delivery website open in another tab you sad sack of shit.
4. Home made hummus
A creamy smooth hummus that is healthy AND tastes better than that slice of pizza that has been sitting under the heat lamp for hours. Please just make the hummus. Put something healthy into your body for once. I'm begging you.
5. Shrimp Stir-Fry
A colourful, healthy medley of jumbo shrimp, veggies, tomatoes that can be served with your choice of pasta or rice. Why would you want to eat disgusting greasy flavourless pizza instead of putting in some effort in a reaping the rewards of a healthy meal? You are everything that is wrong with the world.
6. Naan Pizza with Cilantro Yogurt Sauce
This unique indian twist on an italian classic is both tasty and healthy. I hope you at least get dipping sauce.