TORONTO – Observers at a local park yesterday watched as a really fat man walked holding hands with a curvaceous woman.
“They were possibly a couple,” said one witness of the balding, overweight fat fuck and the voluptuous woman. “He must be really nice or something.”
Witnesses say they also saw the obese man and the plus-sized woman eating ice cream, and many agreed the waddling man’s calorie intake was setting a bad example, while the woman was bravely defying cultural pressures to curb her eating habits.
“He should really hit a gym and shave his beard,” one passersby was overheard saying. “I don’t think he should be allowed in a park and around kids looking like that. That graceful woman is truly a kind soul for accepting him the way he is.”
The pair were later seen sitting on a bench, with the paunchy, stocky piece of shit acting like it was no big deal to be with the full-figured, natural beauty.
