The star of hit 80s sitcom The Cosby Show accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a long list of women has stated that his accusers ‘say the darndest things.’
“Oh wow! Grown women just say the darndest things, don’t they?” said Bill Cosby. “I worked as the host of Kids Say the Darndest Things for Years, and I can tell you that little girls are always saying crazy things like, ‘There’s a monster under my bed!’ I guess when they grow up, they start imaging there’s a monster in their beds instead!”
At press time, Cosby continued lecturing young men who have never raped anyone about what terrible fathers they are.