VICTORIA – A British Columbia Conservation Officer has been having trouble conserving the amount of bullets inside his Glock 22 sidearm.
Conservation Officer Matthew Poole has received 32 calls for assistance and used all 15 bullets in his gun’s cartridge.
“I’m here to enforce the Wildlife and Environmental Management legislation among others” Poole stated while polishing his rifle. “I execute my duties against offending wildlife to the fullest extent of the law.”
Poole has already executed the law on 4 marauding black bears, 8 suspicious deers, 2 ferocious foxes and several bald eagles for trespassing.
“I regularly post the convicted offenders on my wall back at the lodge for inspiration and ambiance” added Poole, who also moonlights as a taxidermist.
Meanwhile, Conservation officers in Prince George were feasting on moose steak, moose burgers and moose tartar after celebrating the successful rescue of a moose trapped in ice.
