CALGARY – In lieu of family barbeques or trips to the lake, Canadians are observing this year’s Victoria Day by sending romantic missives to their cousins in honour of Queen Victoria’s lege…
Tag: Romance
Woman weds space heater in beautiful backyard ceremony
VICTORIA BC- The love between a woman and her soulmate knows no bounds and Rebecca Hogan proved that earlier today as she tied the knot with her longtime beau, a Honeywell HCE100 Series ceramic h…
New Toronto dating app replaces first date with moving in together to save on rent
TORONTO – In a crowded dating-app marketplace that includes Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, and OK Cupid, a new app has emerged that is marketed specifically toward Toronto singles looking to co-hab…
Straight woman outraged that lesbian friend does not have a crush on her
HAMILTON, ONT. – Local woman, Jessica Milton, who identifies as straight, was left shocked and bewildered upon learning that her lesbian friend, Taylor Kennedy, does not, in fact, have a crush on…
Study: An increasing number of men playing dead to avoid “What are we” conversation
TORONTO – In a survey of the nation’s still single male population, a new study published today states that more men are opting to play dead than participate in a meaningful discussion on t…
Local couple celebrates anniversary with cellphone lit dinner
EDMONTON – After three years together, Joseph Webber and Nina Crawford celebrated their relationship with an unforgettable night out staring at their phones. The two began by reading up on Yelp f…
Man wondering if date special enough to shave shoulders
SAULT STE. MARIE, ON – Looking at his back in the mirror, a local man is pondering whether or not the date he is about to go on is special enough to merit shaving his shoulders. “I like She…
Arby’s responds to KFC’s Valentines Fried Chicken Bouquet with Roast Beef Lingerie
ATLANTA – Refusing to be deterred by competitor KFC’s Fried Chicken Bouquet, Arby’s is celebrating Valentine’s Day with the introduction of 100% edible Roast Beef Lingerie. “When our custom…
QUIZ: How will you spend Valentine’s Day now that Karen faked her death to get away from you?
Valentine’s Day is almost here, and we’re all ready to spend the day with that special someone! Unless that special someone is Karen, who told you she had typhus and then stopped texting you back…