So you wanted a pet, but decided a dog would be too much fun?…
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The Beaverton Weekly Report: June 7, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Completion of The CN Tower
Where were you when Toronto unveiled the ‘definitely not a penis’ CN Tower?…
Torrie Lauren
After she got fired from The Blaze, we just had to hire her.…
Portraits of Canadiosity: Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente. A great Canadian, and an even better plagiarist.…
Guide To: Winnipeg
Thinking of visiting Canada’s greatest Manitoba based city?…
Queen Elizabeth to tour Canada in order to claim Prima Nocta
Watch out Canadian newlyweds!…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Release of Bon Cop/Bad Cop
No one could handle the raw sexuality of Colm Feore and Patrick Huard.…
The Rebelton: Refugees
“If these people really aren’t a threat to us then there is NO way for us to protect ourselves from them!”…
How To Plan A Wedding
Need tips on how to plan the day you’ll pretend was the best day of your life?…
