Canadian tourist shocked to discover other countries don't put shitty carnivals next to their Wonders Of The World - The Beaverton

Canadian tourist shocked to discover other countries don’t put shitty carnivals next to their Wonders Of The World

EGYPT – In the midst of a grand tour to see all the , Canadian Jacob Pleasance was surprised that, unlike Falls, not all the Wonders Of The World are accompanied by a bunch of haunted houses and broken down rides.

“I just saw the Great and was amazing. A life-long dream come true,” said Pleasence. “But then I looked around for the rickety ferris wheel or the Madam Tussaud’s wax museum and I didn’t see anything.”

“Did you know the doesn’t even have a Burger King with a on its roof for some reason.”

Having spent his life going on day trips to that were 10% looking at one of the most awe inspiring natural attractions the universe has ever created and 90% playing arcade games while on a stick, Pleasance just assumed that is how all treat their most beautiful natural landmarks. So his recent experiences have been a real eye-opener for him.

“I thought maybe it was just a falls thing. So I went to Victoria Falls in Africa and asked where the nearest animal cruelty based theme park with a catchy jingle was, and they looked at me like I was crazy!”

“I’m not trying to be rude. It’s just that after a long day of observing the sheer magnitude of what our planet has to offer I like to unwind with some whack-a-mole.”

Pleasence was even further surprised when he realized that in many countries, their biggest city’s most famous landmark isn’t used for Laser Tag.