Here’s some sensational, unconfirmed stories about coronavirus because we really need the website traffic - The Beaverton

Here’s some sensational, unconfirmed stories about coronavirus because we really need the website traffic

Competing with the Sun chain of newspapers can be hard, so here are some unconfirmed, sensationalized, and flat-out wrong stories that we’ve either heard or fabricated ourselves. We know you’ve done your part by clicking on this out of fear. Here’s what we know about :

Coronavirus was created by Bud Light Lime to tarnish its competitor.

Your friend Tiffany from Facebook has confirmed the guy on the bus she was on had the virus and spread it to everyone.

Coronavirus is a secret weapon stolen by the Chinese from Canada to destroy the world.

Coronavirus is a secret weapon stolen by Canada from the Chinese to destroy the world. That may contradict the last one. We’re still working on this conspiracy and need to appease both sides. Please, remain panicked.

All of Asia is dead. The people who look alive on television are just actors portraying to live in Asia.

Sharing this article on social media will make you and your immune to the virus.

Homeopath has 128 cures for coronavirus, but the government is stopping her.

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