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O’Toole to meet with truckers, ask their advice on how to intimidate Trudeau
Read the Freedom Convoy’s list of demands
Conservatives confident supporting a convoy of angry, far-right protestors descending on Capital won’t blow up in their faces this time
Unvaccinated truckers demand Canada’s government change US government’s rules on unvaccinated truckers
“Probs just urine,” says woman who sat in wet seat on bus
Wow! These 5 iconic Toronto landmarks would be even better as weed shops
Local dad shovelling snow for hours clearly avoiding family
Man who just took bite out of scalding hot pizza going to ride this thing out until the bitter end
Heartwarming: this TTC ad shows 100 years worth of TTC delays
Unvaccinated Toronto Police officers on unpaid leave told that if they wanted paid leave they should have shot somebody
Toronto in chaos as combination Condo/A&W/Weed Stores gain sentience, overrun city
“I’m not going to get vaccinated just to comply with arbitrary public safety rules,” says cop who makes living writing speeding tickets
Montreal rioters concerned COVID rules are destroying small businesses before they can destroy small businesses
Toppling of statue causes temporal rift as John A. MacDonald erased from history
Montreal halts road construction until everyone can enjoy it again
Half of Osheaga too high to realize festival ended 2 days ago
White man listing privileges starting to feel pretty accomplished
iPhone battery collapsing from 100% to 1% signals arrival of winter
Canucks fan doesn’t want to talk about it
Huawei paid us $150 to write this article calling for the acquittal of Meng Wangzhou
Tied Yukon election to be decided by traditional chainsaw throw
Yukon exposed to 2 cases of assholes
Yukon refuses to change clocks back in smug defiance of the will of Demeter
Rest of Canada happy to exchange NWT election results for federal one
York Professor asks for a note from a dictator before agreeing to defer student’s exam
Queen’s students argue their campus outbreak will be way better than Western’s
Gaming the system: Recent 92-year-old university grad gets to die before she pays off her debt
Western University invites David Wooderson from “Dazed and Confused” to speak at convocation
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OCAD University: University Reviews 2014
Ryerson University: The Beaverton University Reviews
NDP claim Liberals stole their idea to form majority government
Sun newspapers still reporting Harper majority
90-year-old who has never voted proudly casts first ballot for Social Credit party
Conservatives unveil last minute attack ad accusing Justin of supporting Kansas City
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As Russia prepares to invade Ukraine, West rapidly deploys stockpile of vague condemnations
Putin unsure if he’s in mood for Cold War or World War
US Soldier forgot his keys in Afghanistan, will grab them next time he’s there
Brisbane announced as next city to be blighted with unholy curse of the Olympics
Republicans celebrate anniversary of insurrection by leaving AR-15s under their pillows in hopes for a visit from the big fat man
Kyle Rittenhouse verdict celebrated by future Kyle Rittenhouses
Terrorist murderer found not guilty by jury of his peers
US Border reopening reunites hundreds of Americans with their fake girlfriends
Toppling of statue causes temporal rift as John A. MacDonald erased from history
Village virgin sick of donating blood to every ritual sacrifice
July 24th, 1967: French President De Gaulle calls for Quebec to surrender, await for international help for liberation
Portraits of Canadiocity: Martin Luther King Jr
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Sheer possibility of Toronto being only Canadian team to make NHL playoffs enough to send Alberta man into rage
Beijing confirms they won’t cancel Winter Olympics since they already rented extra chairs
Novak Djokovic loses final of Australian Immigration Detention Island Open
Hockey fan called a hero after noticing Habs are bad at hockey
Business
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Kellogg’s replaces on-strike Tony the Tiger with child-friendly scab, Jerry the Jaguar
Supply chain issues continue to flummox nation’s “guys who know a guy”
Coca-Cola CEO admits the only reason they make mini cans is for dudes to use in their dick pics
Canadian Tire unveils crypto Canadian Tire Dollars
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Study finds strong correlation between playing loud music in public and having terrible taste in music
Local man pulls fire alarm to avoid friends discovering he doesn’t like Succession
God announces long awaited Golden Girls reunion special
Look who’s joining the cast of season 2 of Bridgerton: the Ask Jeeves butler
Study: Casually mentioning terrifying health scare two months later is parents’ favourite form of entertainment
Which dating app should you go crawling back to during Omicron?
45-year old man wondering when he’ll feel like the grown-up in the room
Close friend Instagram story wasted on a sunset
Friend clearly trying to one-up your ‘I got COVID despite not going anywhere’ story
Workplace reminds you mental health comes first unless it impedes productivity
“Sure Omicron may be 100% more infectious, but it’s 15% less deadly so everything will be fine,” says man who is real good at math
Local woman at that age where she gets hangovers from eating too much soup now
I know there’s a lot going on right now but would you mind watching this Kony2012 video super quick
I bet you fucking idiots think I’m about to drop this puck
Opinion: I can’t even say ‘woman’ anymore, except for how I just said it, and all the times I’ll say it in this piece, and all the times I say it in my everyday life
Opinion: I am so much better than everyone in this Taco Bell
Man raised by wolves unable to explain his tech job to parents
Disturbing UN prediction: by 2030, 80% of all newborns will be named Jackson
Toddler slamming on xylophone mistaken for jazz legend
Woman who doesn’t want children afraid of never having children
86% of August e-mail traffic just duelling Out-Of-Office messages
2014 Canadian Federal Budget Preview
Most frequent lies found on online dating profiles
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
LOTS OF JARS FULL OF APRICOT PITS.
ESSAY WRITERS NEEDED ASAP. BIG MONEY $$$$$.
UNIVERSITY student seeking mannequin to come alive and be my girlfriend.
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Inclusivity Win! The green M&M is getting an abortion
Inspiring! This cat sensed its owner was about to have a seizure so it clawed his face and pissed on the carpet
QUIZ: Is he really into you, or does he just need your love to break his family’s curse?
Tragic! This co-worker did not hesitate to reach out
You’re Jason Kenney. Can you find an excuse to get out of going to Calgary Pride?
You just lit off a bunch of fireworks before realizing you were in the Art Gallery of Ontario. Can you save the priceless pieces of art?
You magically turned into a bug! Can you live a happy and fulfilling life?
You have a chance to punch a Nazi. Do you take it?
Quiz: Do you have Omicron? The answer is yes
QUIZ: Is he really into you, or does he just need your love to break his family’s curse?
Quiz: Do you live in a failed state or just Alberta?
Quiz: Are you living on the beach that makes you old or have you just not slept in a couple days?
Highlights of U.S. Election Day
10 things Doug Ford has already used the notwithstanding clause on
6 rugs that are actually just clothes you left on the floor
5 effortless pottery overalls worn by calmer women than you
How To Go Vegan…Next Week
Guide To: Edmonton
Guide To: St.John’s
How To Lose Weight
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Emma and Miguel look at the Quebec religious symbols ban.
