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QUEENS PARK – At a press conference this afternoon, Premier Doug continued what many reporters see as a worrying trend when he refused to field a question abouCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP, WOO, CLAP CLAP CLAP, ALRIGHT, CLAP CLAP

Ford and his cabinet have come under fire in recent weeks for using a gallery of taxpayer-funded staffers to drown out questions from reporCLAP CLAP CLAP YEAH WOOOO, WOOWOOWOO, CLAP CLAP CLAP, YES, CLAP CLAP CLAP WHISTLE

The disruptive applause is seen by many as a tactic to control messaging, similar to Ford’s faux- site Ontario Now, which was also launched at taxpayers’ expenCLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAPCLAP, EVERYBODY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP, CLAPCLAP

The Premier has traditionally been cagey with the on topics of policy, preferring to focus on his newly launched Buck-A-Beer program, even though many breweries this week spoke out against thWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This latest press conference comes hot on the heels of a similar event last week, when staffers interrupted a question to MPP Lisa MacLeod about the decision to cancel the basic income pilot prY’ALL READY FOR THIS BA DA DA DAP-DAP-DAP DADA DADA DAP-DAP-DAP DADA DADA MAN WHAT A SONG, GUYS LET’S GIVE IT UP FOR THAT SONG CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP AIRHORN and how it would impact HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS IN THE PARKING LOT AND I THINK THEY’RE FREE, THAT’S WHAT WE SHOULD INVESTIGATE, THIS FREE HOT DOG RUMOUR BECAUSE IF IT’S TRUE THEN WOO CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Ford was also asked about the emerging difficulties in rolling back Ontario’s sex-ed curricuDAVID BLAINE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAGICIAN DAVID BLAINE IS OUT IN THE HALL CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPas printed materials for the 1998 curriculum do not appear to be availaCLAP CLAP IS HE GONNA DO MAGIC, I THINK HE IS WOW IT’D BE PRETTY RUDE TO HANG AROUND HERE ASKING THINGS AND WRITING ARTICLES WHILE DAVID BLAINE IS DOING MAGIC IF YOU ASK ME CLAP CLAP CLAP

At press time, FIRE ALARM OH SHIT FIRE ALARM GUYS

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