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Quiz: What abuse of power got you suspended with pay?

We’ve all been there, sitting at home, collecting a full wage while doing nothing, waiting for reports about your unethical behaviour to blow over before you can return to work. But exactly what abuse of power got you suspended with pay? Take this fun quiz to find out!

1. What attracted you to public service?
I'm lazy
Power and money
Authority
2. What do you think your best quality is?
I always exert the least amount of effort possible.
I'm great at liaising between the government and the private sector.
Implementation of state sponsored violence.
3. What do you wear to work?
Cargo shorts and an ill fitting high vis vest
Very expensive suit
A shiny badge
4. If you could have any job in the world what would it be?
I already have my dream job
Wolf of Wall Street
Police Officer in the 1970’s
5. What legacy would you like to leave?
I want my retirement to in no way impact anyone at all. It'll be like I was never here at all
A large trust fund for my kids
I want to perfectly preserve the status quo
Quiz: What abuse of power got you suspended with pay?
You haven't done anything for 7 years
5 days a week (6 if you're putting in overtime) you have gone to work, punched in and hidden in a broom closet for 8 hours. After being discovered you’ve been put on administrative leave during the investigation. You now get to do nothing without the commute.
Quiz: What abuse of power got you suspended with pay?
You took a bribe
After getting a sweet government position for your fundraising efforts you decided to accept some kickbacks for awarding government contracts. Luckily that new yacht should keep you entertained during the investigation.
Quiz: What abuse of power got you suspended with pay?
You shot someone
While the Special Investigation Unit investigates you can stay at home, catch up on Game of Thrones and deal with your guilty conscience. The best place to spend administrative leave is behind the thin blue line.

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