The Beaverton apologizes for anti-Brad Wall tweet where we called him ‘a fucking fuck face’

TORONTO – The editors of the Beaverton offer our deepest regrets to Prime Minister for our recent tweet where we called him a “fucking .”

“Obviously things got a little out of hand,” said the Beaverton’s Editor-in-Chief Luke Gordon Field. “No matter how true it may be, we should not have suggested that the Premier of Saskatchewan has a face so unpleasant that it could only be called a fuck face, and certainly not a fucking fuck face.”

“We are truly, truly sorry.”

The full text of the tweet read ‘Fuck Brad Wall. That fucking fuck face is the fucking worst. #fuckingfuckface.”

“We didn’t realize that calling the Premier of Saskatchewan a ‘fucking fuck face’ could be construed as offensive,” said senior editor Emma Overton. “Now we know.”

The Beaverton does however stand by our snapchat story where we said that Ezra Levant is a snot-nosed idiot with a small penis. That is entirely accurate. Also we don’t know how to work snapchat.

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