Snot-nosed idiot with small penis loses libel case - The Beaverton

Snot-nosed idiot with small penis loses libel case

Media personality , who has been described by thousands as “snot nosed”, “vapid”, and whose penis is well-known to be “literally the smallest”, has lost a libel suit brought against him by former law student Khurrum Awan.

On Thursday, Judge Wendy Matheson ruled that Levant defamed Awan and must pay him $80,000 in damages, while the general public ruled that Levant was a cretin and bad at his job. Awan had sought $100,000 in damages from the moron.

Levant has also been ordered to remove defamatory blog posts from his dumb website, which labelled Awan as a jihadist and a liar in reference to his testimony against a Maclean’s magazine article many saw as Islamophobic, a word with too many syllables for Levant to understand. Levant’s website contained 75 poorly written articles that referenced Awan’s name. Awan is now a lawyer in Saskatchewan, while ex-girlfriends have asserted that Levant still wets the bed.

Judge Matheson said Levant’s “… repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth,” while others have noted that Levant has shown a reckless disregard for not wearing stupid glasses.

Levant has said he will appeal the decision, but probably doesn’t even know how, the pus-faced git.