NEW YORK CITY – Shortly after a weekend speech dedicated to courting the African American vote, eyewitnesses have stated that Donald Trump has once again done that thing where he uses his eyes to communicate a derogatory slur for black people.
“He was just giving a speech about urban infrastructure and crime. When he started talking about ‘these criminals’ he paused, and gave a long, knowing look,” said Kayla Jenkins.
“At first I wasn’t entirely sure what the look meant, but then I saw all these men in confederate flag t-shirts nod and give the look back.”
Other witnesses reported seeing Donald look the N word at a movie theatre, a restaurant and even in a church.
“I didn’t notice that [Trump] and his security were trying to pass me on the street. I turned around, saw his face, and was immediately more offended than I have ever been in my life,” said Jerome Desmond, an African American.
However, a number of Trump supporters claim the alleged incident will have no impact on their vote.
“Donald tells it like it is. In fact, he is so good at telling it like it is, he doesn’t even need to talk to tell it like it is,” said Jeannine Smewter.
At press time a number of sources were sure they had just heard Mr. Trump whistle the word Bitch.
