TORONTO – The Canadian spelling bee circuit is once again under fire after allegations that one of its star participants has been under the influence of illegal performance enhancing substa…
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Manitoba calls just to see how it’s going
OTTAWA – The province of Manitoba called late last night “just to see how it’s going,” according to a custodian working after-hours in Parliament. At approximately 2:00 am, East Block janit…
Dozens mourn Liberal Party in public ceremony
OTTAWA – The Liberal Party was buried in a quiet ceremony behind Parliament Hill’s East Block yesterday in front of family, friends, and a few loyal, non-NDP onlookers. In its heyday, the L…
Elizabeth May excited about new seat
SAANICH, BC – Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party of Canada, was excited last Tuesday to finally find a seat. May reported that she is incredibly thankful, since her unfurnished house …
Harper on change: Yes we can’t
OTTAWA – Following his party’s win at the polls last week, Conservative leader Stephen Harper spoke in a televised address to assure Canadians he is ready to form a government stronger in i…
Michael Ignatieff returned to Madame Tussauds wax museum
LONDON – With Canadian Federal elections drawing to an end, the Liberal Party of Canada has retired their Michael Ignatieff statue and returned the unit to Madame Tussauds wax museum in Lon…
Charlie Sheen elected Prime Minister
OTTAWA – Charlie Sheen will be named Canada’s next Prime Minister after winning a majority government on Monday. “Tonight, this great country has voted for winning,” announced Sheen in a vi…
Ignatieff caught wearing U.S. stars and stripes boxer shorts in last minute campaign gaffe
OTTAWA – In a campaign blunder, Michael Ignatieff was caught by surprise outside his Ottawa residence this morning dressed in a pair of stars and stripes boxer shorts. The Liberal Party Lea…
