PONDEROSA, ON – Nudist colony parents of 15-year-old Francis Nickelby are struggling to cope with their teenage son’s rebellious behaviour, which involves wearing clothes. “It started about a yea…
Toronto considers building new casino to raise revenue
The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation claims a casino built within the GTA will bring the city new jobs and billions of dollars, but some critics worry it will only bring social problems. Wh…
Bob Rae sells Liberal Party at Vegas Pawn Shop
LAS VEGAS – While vacationing with family in Las Vegas earlier this week, interim Liberal leader Bob Rae appeared on the History Channel’s Pawn Stars to sell the Liberal Party of Canada. Th…
Toronto bans consumption and sale of shark fins
The city of Toronto, along with other municipalities, has voted to ban the possession, sale, and consumption of shark fins and shark fin products due to concerns that sharks are inhumanely treate…
Canada restores royal title to armed forces
The Harper government reinstituted the ‘royal’ title to its Air Force and Navy. What’s your say? “A flock of geese counts as an air force now?” Lanna Gaudreault Laptop repairperson &#…
National Spelling Bee abuzz over substance abuse allegations
TORONTO – The Canadian spelling bee circuit is once again under fire after allegations that one of its star participants has been under the influence of illegal performance enhancing substa…
Canadian Tire dollar reaches parity with U.S. dollar
OTTAWA – As the U.S. greenback continues to tumble amidst growing uncertainty over the American debt crisis, the Canadian Tire dollar made incredibly strong gains this week, closing today a…
CBC to change fall programming
In an effort to boost sluggish ratings, CBC has announced a fall lineup they hope will draw a younger and more diverse audience. The revised lineup is based on successful U.S. programming, but ad…