CALIFORNIA – This season’s newest hit reality show is taking the genre in a new direction by making its contestants compete against each other to ruin their own lives the fastest!
The show will have contestants compete against each other in heavily edited situations, showing the absolute worst sides of their personalities without context! Competitors will have access to a wide variety of substances that make their mental states worse including alcohol, Doritos, and Mountain Dew. Incriminating photos of the contestants will also be planted by the producers in order to create the worst environments imaginable! They might even assault them a little too, the stakes have never been higher!
There will also be less support for their personal lives than ever before! Contestants will receive no help from the shows in regard to the predictable and well-documented fallout from their newfound fame present in every large-scale reality show. Most of the contestants will leave the show without financial compensation, requiring a cameo account to cash in on their very brief celebrity status before struggling to find normal work due to the logistical strings attached from being part of such a well-known piece of media!
The production will cost a staggering $20,000 dollars Canadian to produce, only to generate $1.6 billion dollars for its charitable producers who will give the lucky winner a $2,000 home makeover granted they stay with the person they marry on the show for 45 years.
