NEW YORK – Glove model Anton Kamilnik announced this morning with much excitement that he had finally received a hand job.
“With the kind of proximity that they require,” said Kamilnik, “in the COVID era, hand jobs have been particularly difficult to get. While I myself have had to wait a couple of months, many of my friends have not received a hand job since the spring.”
Even under ideal circumstances, a hand job is not just something one can go out and get. Kalimnik explains that they require extensive training, and a lifetime pursuit of perfection. “Hand jobs are what I live for,” he says. “And it is amazing to finally get one, especially after a whole week of non-stop foot jobs.”
