Man microdosing LSD macrodoses talking about it - The Beaverton

Man microdosing LSD macrodoses talking about it

HALIFAX – Local man Gregory Neiman has begun taking small amounts of at regular intervals in order to boost creativity and productivity, while at the same time taking large amounts of time to tell everyone around him how taking small amounts of at regular intervals can help boost creativity and productivity.

“You just take enough that you don’t trip, but parts of your brain start communicating with each other and then bam, you’re having ideas you would never have otherwise,” explained the freelance writer to his mailman for the 4th time this month.

“Some studies suggest it also cures depression” he yelled out as the man ran away.

While a number of studies have suggested LSD is actually quite safe, Neiman’s friends and families say they are worried he will overdose on talking about it.

“Blabbing on and on about Brain Derived Neurotrophic Factor and repeating what Joe Rogan said on his podcast can’t be good for his long term health,” said partner Henry. “Especially not after I slap him the next time he tells me how his eyes have been opened by the experience.”

At press time Neiman had just discovered and everyone was gonna fucking hear about it.

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